memoriasconsazon:

i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”

eggwitch:

captaintightpanties:

conronorock:

yuri of the week

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

buttschmidts:

You could literally crossover anything with hetalia and it would still work because the characters are so damn flexible and it’s great

glam-alien:

sexdrugsbeyonce:

gayhughhefner:

whitegirlsaintshit:

what i see when a white boy tries to smooth talk me

OHMYFUCKINGGOD THIS ISNT REAL

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I AM SO FUCKING DO E WITH TUMBLR NOOOOO NOOOOOOO NOOO please watch this

somebody need to get they Uncle

» HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS INCREDIBLE WEBSITE??!??!

super-natural73:

dirkhardpeck:

rudeandgingersansa:

nannajane:

PIMP. THAT. SNACK.

IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.

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BIG CANDY

ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

imageHOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND

imageTHIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE

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GOD DAMN

PIMP THAT SNACK

JUST FUCKING DO IT.

imageWOW

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I wonder if they have something for Oreos.

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they do.

k-lionheart:

themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

This is groundbreaking

irl-hoka:

browngirlinterrupted:

don’t check up on people who have decided you are not in their picture anymore. you don’t need to know how they’re doing. save yourself the trouble, seriously.

jonablin:

tumblr activist, a champion

jabberwockysuperfly:

The lack of tattoos on my body is highly upsetting.

yatosdick:

nobody hates anime more than people who watch anime

mittiepaul:

That’s the price you pay for being friends with Steve “dad jokes” Rogers.

allpackedforadventure:

Esmeralda on Flickr.

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I was a coward! I was weak! I wouldn’t kill a dragon!

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

tasia-reader:

In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit